SPACE HIPPIE LIGHT BONDAGE MUSIC: The Kid Mero Reviews Pantha Du Prince & The Bell Laboratory

Excerpted from Mero’s CAPS LOCK REVIEWS:

WHOA WHOA WHOA CHILL GUY WHAT IS THIS A SCARY MOVIE? THIS IS WILD FRIGHTENING B. IF YOU WANNA SCARE THE SHIT OUT A NIGGA INVITE HIM TO AN ABANDONED HOUSE AND HAVE PANTHA DU PRINCE FAINTLY PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND WHILE THE WIND BLOWS ALL EERILY AND SHIT. *PLAYS OTHER SONG* YO HOLDUP THIS WHOLE ALBUM IS NIGGAS PLAYING BELLS? THIS IS BELL MUSIC? I’M SITTING HERE LISTENING TO “PHOTON” LAUGHIN MY ASS OFF CUZ THIS IS LIKE IBIZA MONK MUSIC B. THIS IS FRANCISCAN MONKS WAS IN IBIZA DRINKING MOLLY WATER JERKIN EACH OTHER OFF UNDER THEIR ROBES TYPE MUSIC B. I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD BE LOOKING AT OVERPRICED JEANS AT SOME BOUTIQUE. “SPECTRAL SPLIT” IS NINTENDO MUSIC FROM SOLOMON’S KEY.

So much more … 

Further reading, Mero on Kendrick Lamar:

THE BEGINNING OF THIS SHIT HAD ME READY TO CATCH SEVERAL BODIES IN COLD BLOOD NOW ALL I WANNA DO IS GIVE THIS NIGGA A HUG AND TELL HIM NOT TO CRY. *REWINDS SONG TO BEGINNING* MAN DOWN WHERE YOU FROM!!! NIGGA!!! FUCK WHO YOU KNOW WHERE YOU FROM MY NIGGA?!?!?! *PUNCHES COMPUTER IN THE FUCKING FACIAL*

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SPACE HIPPIE LIGHT BONDAGE MUSIC: The Kid Mero Reviews Pantha Du Prince & The Bell Laboratory